this took a lot longer than it looks like!

if you were not already convinced i was a weird kid, i will submit as evidence: i LOATHED peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

for the record, i think putting lettuce on a meatball sandwich is completely bogus.

i just thought it looked more interesting that way.

xo!

buy some prints(of other stuff)!

…make weird little pies that look like they’re from the 70s.

i’m not sure why they turned out so disco, but i sort of enjoy them. very amy sedaris.

by the way, your wallet called. it said “open me”

i love you! bye!

sorry for the poor quality and the fact that i keep going out of frame!

got to uh, hide those trade secrets!

dumplings are the bomb. you know it, and i know it.

sorry about that wonky sauce bowl, it was my first foray into vessel-liquid town. tricky!

bye, i love you!

ps- your walls are bare and boring. decorate them.

i’m sorry i’ve been away, i’ve been busy preparing for cinco de mayo.

while you’re waiting, why not get your print on?