you didn’t think i’d leave that asparagus all alone, did you?

this took a lot longer than it looks like!

if you were not already convinced i was a weird kid, i will submit as evidence: i LOATHED peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

it completely escaped me to include some fruit in this, even as i lamented that all food is just so BROWN.

for the record, i think putting lettuce on a meatball sandwich is completely bogus.

i just thought it looked more interesting that way.

xo!

buy some prints(of other stuff)!

…make weird little pies that look like they’re from the 70s.

i’m not sure why they turned out so disco, but i sort of enjoy them. very amy sedaris.

by the way, your wallet called. it said “open me”

i love you! bye!